01804cam a2200301 4500 71262990 TxAuBib 20110105120000.0 100819s2010||||||||||||||||||||||||eng|u 9780446557030 hc $27.99 044655703X hc $27.99 (OCoLC)548641991 UKM UKM BTCTA YDXCP MOF UPZ BKX DOV EINCP ZAG CPL TxAuBib Sedaris, Amy. Simple times / written by Amy Sedaris and Paul Dinello. Simple times : crafts for poor people. 1st ed. (hardcover - yellow spine.) New York : Grand Central Pub., 2010. 304 p. : ill. (some col.) ; 27 cm. Includes index. The whos and whats of crafting -- The craft of crafting craftingly -- Craft yourself homely -- Nature's way -- The joy of poverty -- Handicraftable -- Safety meeting -- At rest -- Confectioneries -- Out of this world -- Crafting for Jesus -- Pep talk -- Hay burners -- Unreturnable gift giving -- Shut-ins -- Fireside storytelling -- Teenagers have a lot of pain -- Making love -- Sausages -- knowing your knack for knickknacks -- Creative Fridays. With her special brand of humor, Sedaris shows how to make popular crafts, such as crab-claw roach clips, tinfoil balls, and crepe-paper moccasins; how to remember which kind of glue to use with which material; how to create your own craft room and avoid the most common crafting accidents; and, how to cook your own edible crafts, from a Crafty Candle Salad to Sugar Skulls, and many more recipes. 20110105. Handicraft Humor. American wit and humor. Dinello, Paul. TXMLR